FrolickingAlone

FrolickingAlone is an author with a sharp eye for the darkness in life, a sharp kitchen knife, and a sharpie marker in his breast pocket. He is a father, a professional chef, and a dog lover. David Harlem rarely laughs at his jokes because FrolickingAlone's jokes are rarely funny and because David Harlem is a dog.  (Side note -- "chef" and "dog lover" are two unrelated and distinct things. FYI.)